I don’t know what I am going to do about Thing 2! She keeps finding new and creative ways to let me know the shenanigans will never stop.
I keep a jar of Vaseline on the side of my bed. I do this, because it is inevitable that my hands (or any other body part) will get dry and require some attention. It is a nightly ritual that my mom used to do as well.
Imagine my surprise when I open my jar of Vaseline and see…

What is that, you ask? IT’S AN ERASER!!!!!
I was wierded out at first because I didn’t know what it was at first. I fished it out and threw it away. I didn’t even ask Thing 2 about it. All I could do was laugh and say, “THIS KID!”
Never a dull moment. What’s next, Thing 2? What’s next?