January 22, 2021 – Thing 2 Chronicles Continued

Ok. So, I keep telling y’all that it is something new every day with this second born. Last night, I noticed there was vaseline…yes…VASELINE…on her monitor. I leave a small tub on her desk because her lips get so dry they crack. Why she felt the monitor had chapped lips too is beyond me.

Fast forward to today. I was getting her set up to begin another day of e-learning and I saw this substance on her keyboard…

I already knew what it was. There was no time to ask any questions. I just started wiping it away when I realized that was not the best idea. This removal will require surgery and precision. I see some q-tips and napkins in my future.

I was beyond ticked off! This keyboard has seen its share of trauma since e-learning started. If it could talk, it would probably be cussin’ through globs of vaseline.

I have to step away! Me and the Portillo’s chocolate cake from last night are about to get busy so that I can drown my sorrows and forget about the miracle surgery I am to perform on the keyboard later.

#ThisKid #IHaveNoMoreWords