Sooooo, yesterday wasn’t enough. Today, Thing 2 got caught up in some toilet paper shenanigans. I think this kid is trying to cost me money and dark colored hair…I am convinced!
I have to watch Thing 2 get ready in the morning. I have to watch her get out of bed, for that matter. She will claim awake only to pull the covers back over her head and go back to sleep when I walk away. This morning, she was up and brushing her teeth…on the bathroom floor in a corner by the tub, but I’ll take it! I happened to glance at her newly cleaned sink (compliments of ME yesterday) and I noticed something white under the drain. I asked, “What did you put in your sink?” Y’all know what she said, so I am not even going to type it. My next question, “Is that tissue???” Her response, ‘cuz I got one this time, “Maybe!” Thing 2 History Lesson: “Maybe” ALWAYS means YES!
I asked the infamous Why question and got that same answer. Again, y’all know. I broke out some dull kid scissors (the tweezers I needed were MIA) and went fishing. I had to detach the drain under the sink so that it would come up just enough for me to pull pieces of toilet paper out a little at a time. It’s wet wet now, so this was like playing the game Operation. Once I got it all out, I saw something else that looked like a small ball in there. #Jesus #Jesus #HELPME I imagined this was an orbee. I wasn’t sure and getting it out would require a bit more energy that I didn’t have. Soooooooo, it’ll stay for now. Water seems to run just fine around it. #FutureKawandraProblem
Thing 2 got a lesson in what can go down the drain and what cannot and WHY! So, the next time I ask this kid she better have an answer for me! And if there is a next time…#S$%&!
I should have known today would happen. I did ask “What’s next kid?” in my last post. I brought this on myself. I know better than to ask dumb questions. I won’t do it again. Lord, I hear you!
#NothingIsNextKid!
